Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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