Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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