We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize