Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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