grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
