So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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