She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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