Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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