So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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