do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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