This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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