He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
