I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize
