butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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