I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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