he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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