hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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