is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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