i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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