Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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