Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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