I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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