Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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