I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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