Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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