hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
