No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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