just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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