omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
