I think im going to throw up on grandma
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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