he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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