on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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