I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
