I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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