So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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