got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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