So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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