i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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