What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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