I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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