And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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