i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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