i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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