Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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