I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Dicks are not precious.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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