Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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