You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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