You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Randomize
