I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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