last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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