Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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