Your face is a jimmy john
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
