I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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